I CAME BACK JUST TO TELL EVERYONE TO CALM THE FUCK DOWN ABOUT THE NEW DASH. THAT IS ALL

  • Zachary: did you know that the show Lost got its own videogame?
  • Chelsea: what
  • Zachary: mmhm
  • Zachary: its called
  • Zachary: Lost: The Game
  • Chelsea: shut up
  • Chelsea: :I
  • Zachary: trololololololol
medacris:

Can’t get Bioshock due to lack of PS3/360. And I haven’t played the others.
Can’t get Catherine due to above reason and I’m pretty sure the game’s gonna take an anti-pregnancy slant and portray Katherine as a bitch. FEELS BAD, MAN.

But my loins are ready for Portal 2 and Pokemon White even if I can’t beat the original Portal because I am stuck on THIS ONE FUCKING LEVEL CANNOT DO. They released it around tax rebate time on purpose. I swear.

Hey meda. Have I ever told you story of when I beat portal for the first time in .9 hours? Point. Nine. Hours.

medacris:

  1. Can’t get Bioshock due to lack of PS3/360. And I haven’t played the others.
  2. Can’t get Catherine due to above reason and I’m pretty sure the game’s gonna take an anti-pregnancy slant and portray Katherine as a bitch. FEELS BAD, MAN.

But my loins are ready for Portal 2 and Pokemon White even if I can’t beat the original Portal because I am stuck on THIS ONE FUCKING LEVEL CANNOT DO. They released it around tax rebate time on purpose. I swear.

Hey meda. Have I ever told you story of when I beat portal for the first time in .9 hours? Point. Nine. Hours.

So much GPOY

So much GPOY

creative-license:

pitselly:

synthezoid:

andtheycallmeprideful:

ohmyuser:

eiuora:

boomette:

OMG I AM JAMES BOND YESSS
my dream career

I GET TO BE A VIKING THAT TRAINS DRAGONSYES

i’m a marine who kills giant space bugs
awesome i guess but i don’t want my brains to get sucked out :(

… game programmer
/trollface

screw u bruce, i’m what this city needs

I never get good answers on these so I never reblog them but FUCK IT I’M A SEA CAPTAIN. 

….midshipman.
FOREVER.
;___;

 I’m running away from zombies…forever.

creative-license:

pitselly:

synthezoid:

andtheycallmeprideful:

ohmyuser:

eiuora:

boomette:

OMG I AM JAMES BOND YESSS

my dream career

I GET TO BE A VIKING THAT TRAINS DRAGONS
YES

i’m a marine who kills giant space bugs

awesome i guess but i don’t want my brains to get sucked out :(

… game programmer

/trollface

screw u bruce, i’m what this city needs

I never get good answers on these so I never reblog them but FUCK IT I’M A SEA CAPTAIN.

….midshipman.

FOREVER.

;___;

 I’m running away from zombies…forever.

(via creativelicense1)

Tears don’t mean anything when we don’t know when we’re sorry. — Sonata Arctica

YOUR PHILOSOPHY ON LOVE IS NEITHER CORRECT NOR WELCOME

You. Yes you. The bitch who told me this morning that “Love is like a star, the most beautiful part of its life is when its dying” I’m talking about you, Christine. Go fuck yourself. I mad

I need to fulfill my name…

What do you guys think about me trolling other blogs on tumblr until I’m blocked and posting screenshots along the way?

Don’t worry. I wouldn’t troll my valuable followers.

THIS SHOW MAKES ME BELIEVE THAT THERE ARE GOOD THINGS IN THIS WORLD — My boyfriend on My Little Pony
fuckyeahlink:

~maxrogue

I’m sorry but din’s face is absolutely disgusting.

fuckyeahlink:

~maxrogue

I’m sorry but din’s face is absolutely disgusting.

When you need glasses to see but you look like a sexy librarian

kokiricupcake:

 Ladies and Gentlemen…my girlfriend~

(in case you havnt gotten the hint, SHE’S TAKEN. MINE. ALL MINE. YOU CANNOT HAS.)

THAT FEELING YOU GET WHEN YOU GET THAT PIECE OF MEAT OUT OF YOUR TEETH THATS BEEN THERE FOR HOURS