I CAME BACK JUST TO TELL EVERYONE TO CALM THE FUCK DOWN ABOUT THE NEW DASH. THAT IS ALL
- Zachary: did you know that the show Lost got its own videogame?
- Chelsea: what
- Zachary: mmhm
- Zachary: its called
- Zachary: Lost: The Game
- Chelsea: shut up
- Chelsea: :I
- Zachary: trololololololol
- Can’t get Bioshock due to lack of PS3/360. And I haven’t played the others.
- Can’t get Catherine due to above reason
and I’m pretty sure the game’s gonna take an anti-pregnancy slant and portray Katherine as a bitch. FEELS BAD, MAN.But my loins are ready for Portal 2 and Pokemon White
even if I can’t beat the original Portal because I am stuck on THIS ONE FUCKING LEVEL CANNOT DO. They released it around tax rebate time on purpose. I swear.
Hey meda. Have I ever told you story of when I beat portal for the first time in .9 hours? Point. Nine. Hours.
OMG I AM JAMES BOND YESSS
my dream career
I GET TO BE A VIKING THAT TRAINS DRAGONS
YESi’m a marine who kills giant space bugs
awesome i guess but i don’t want my brains to get sucked out :(
… game programmer
/trollface
screw u bruce, i’m what this city needs
I never get good answers on these so I never reblog them but FUCK IT I’M A SEA CAPTAIN.
….midshipman.
FOREVER.
;___;
I’m running away from zombies…forever.
(via creativelicense1)
YOUR PHILOSOPHY ON LOVE IS NEITHER CORRECT NOR WELCOME
You. Yes you. The bitch who told me this morning that “Love is like a star, the most beautiful part of its life is when its dying” I’m talking about you, Christine. Go fuck yourself. I mad
I need to fulfill my name…
What do you guys think about me trolling other blogs on tumblr until I’m blocked and posting screenshots along the way?
Don’t worry. I wouldn’t troll my valuable followers.
When you need glasses to see but you look like a sexy librarian
Ladies and Gentlemen…my girlfriend~
(in case you havnt gotten the hint, SHE’S TAKEN. MINE. ALL MINE. YOU CANNOT HAS.)








